Maria Bello nude

October 12, 2005 at 12:00 am

It’s no surprise that men want to scream out Maria Bello’s name. It’s natural, considering her suggestive moniker and breathtakingly boobilicious blonde beauty. Nobody would possibly chew off a paw to get away from the magnificent Maria in Coyote Ugly (2000). She’s quite the pretty bitch as the canine-named club’s proprietress. Mar debuted her addictive sac smack as a former junky in Permanent Midnight (1998) with Ben Stiller and followed up by baring her pointy pair again as a karaoke-addicted cutie in Duets (2000). Maria gives a most titillating performance as the swinging sex goddess of Bob Crane’s dreams in Auto Focus (2000). Her character, Sigrid Valdis (best known as the hard-on-inducing, bosom-heaving Hilda of Hogan’s Heroes fame), gets kinky with Colonel Klink and Sergeant Schultz, begging to be ravaged in a red bustier and garter-belted stockings. A tender flash of Maria’s tasty pink nip is the cherry topper on this nasty Nazi fantasy sequence. In addition, Maria brings naked heat to The Cooler (2003), a high-stakes gambling drama wherein she rewards dice-thrower William H. Macy with a bedroom tumble featuring a jackpot of T&A. If Maria’s skinematic career doesn’t make you want to scream out by now, please go to your nearest emergency room. We recommend a thorough dose of this sexy doctress in reruns of ER, where Dr. M is guaranteed to infect a multitude of dirty minds in need of a thorough sponge bath. In a particularly prickly episode, her much-talked-about tan tush is on full display, receiving an injection from young Dr. Carter.