Carmen Electra nude

October 12, 2005 at 12:00 am

Electrifying Carmen Electra was discovered by Prince (a.k.a. the Artist Formerly in Contact with Reality). Her early, Prince-produced pop album didn’t exactly set her music career on fire, so, lucky for us, she soon shifted into more visual arts. She was the boobilicious co-host on MTV’s Singled Out, replacing bubbling blonde Jenny McCarthy. On Baywatch, she took the place of another flaxen ultra-vixen, Pamela Anderson. Whereas Anderson’s honeydews have succumbed to the melonballer, Carmen Electra’s phony minestrones are mammoth as ever. Unfortunately, you won’t be able to see them in the 1998 direct-to-video flick The Chosen One, which features an indecipherable plot and a pair of body-double breasts that hardly pass as Electra’s fun-filled falsies. Do they really think they can fool Mr. Skin? Fortunately, Carmen’s luscious robo-casabas play a pivotal role (and roll) in The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human.